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All sorts of promises. Led by availability and price. Mistake. Could just about understand her on the phone. On arrival she wanted to get the admin out of the way. Fair enough. Dressed in a fluffy dressing gown with red gear underneath. Showered and joined her. Just sat there like a plonker for a minute awaiting some interaction - none. No chemistry, no kissing ( of any variety). Decided on DATY, dead fish attitude. Asked for nosh, she inspected bell end like it was a piece of rotten meat ( its not) and declared maybe no OWO, just OW. I complained and she noshed OWO very badly and within 3 mins wanted the full monty. Tried to slow it down and went in anyway, less than 2 mins later out again, clearly she was uninterested. tried to make conversation, finally I said to her that this wasnt someting she was enjoying (or even pretending to) couldnt be bothered for a second pop, possibly no wood available. So, shower, oral, shag - shower again all in 35 mins. Apparently she is only here for a few days and then goes up to the Midlands. If she doesn't, don't be tempted- crack one off yourself, you will enjoy it more. Avoid.